Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
