Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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