Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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