she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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