Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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