I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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