she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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