I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize