i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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