is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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