What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My boob is missing a layer of skin
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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