Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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