nutella sex= disaster
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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