how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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