you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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