The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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