Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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