no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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