Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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