So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
did you just send me my own nude
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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