these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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