its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
that is very illegal...i love you.
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