Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
COCAINE IS GR8
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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