The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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