The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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