And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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