i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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