why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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