ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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