I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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