How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
In theory, it seemed like it would work.