note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
whose parrot is this?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest