She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you have to choose: penises or morals?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again