sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
# Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.