Do you still have your period?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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