I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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