thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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