Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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