We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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