im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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