even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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