We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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