guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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