Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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