Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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