It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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