Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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