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It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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