She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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