Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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