I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
