wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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