I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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