Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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