We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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