Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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