I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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