none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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