We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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