So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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