Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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