bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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