careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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