Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The adults are the big ones right?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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